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EVERY SEGA Dreamcast Game Ranked From Worst To Best
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Since you loved it so much last time, we figured we'd do it again. Here's every (North American) SEGA Dreamcast game ranked from worst to best. (Apparently excluding Looney Tunes: Space Race, which from my research it appears we missed. It's alright.) ORIGINAL LISTICLE IN FULL HERE: hard-drive.net/hd/list/we-played-and-ranked-every-single-dreamcast-game/ List mastermind Mark Roebuck: twitter.co...
Pitching LAME Games with Jeremy Kaplowitz (Ex-Hard Drive Lead) | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 5
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The most recent regrettable round of The Lame Design Conference, Hard Drive's latest game show! In which every edition my guest and I will take turns in pitching the worst, most unenjoyable videogame possible - and you, the viewers at home can vote on whose game was lamer and crown our winner. Today's guest is Hard Drive's former Hard Drive head honcho and technically Fudj's former superior tur...
Every Stardew Valley Resident Ranked By How Comfortable I Would Be Asking Them For Drugs
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Stardew Valley is nice. Too nice. Forget your waifu and husbando rankings, forget your marriage candidates - who the hell around here can give me some molly already? Check out writer Kyle Duggan's other japes and/or jests: hard-drive.net/author/kyle-duggan/ Follow Hard Drive: HardDriveMag Look longingly at Hard Drive: hard-drive.net/ Develop parasocial relationships with Hard Drive:...
GUIDE: How To Get To The Fun Part In Starfield
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Starfield is finally out! That means a lot of people are trying to figure out how to do a lot of stuff as soon as possible. Here's how to get to the fun part in Starfield with no messing around! Follow Hard Drive: HardDriveMag Look longingly at Hard Drive: hard-drive.net/ Develop parasocial relationships with Hard Drive: harddrivenews?hl=en www.tiktok.com/@harddrivema...
Every Time Mario Has Violated The Geneva Conventions
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Mario "The Iron Boot" Mario is one of gaming's greatest icons, Nintendo's flagship mascot, and also a terrible and tyrannical war criminal who is yet to be held accountable for his heinous actions. Let's fix that. Here is Every Time Mario Has Violated The Geneva Conventions. Follow Hard Drive: HardDriveMag Look longingly at Hard Drive: hard-drive.net/ Develop parasocial relationship...
Ex-Bank Robber Reacts To Katamari Damacy
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We got a REAL LIFE bank robber on the channel to react to Katamari Damacy! His first appearance since leaving prison! Check it out! Follow Hard Drive: HardDriveMag Look longingly at Hard Drive: hard-drive.net/ Develop parasocial relationships with Hard Drive: harddrivenews?hl=en www.tiktok.com/@harddrivemag Check out our objectively hilarious and manufactured-by-adult...
New Sci-Fi Game Lets You Explore Fantastical World Not Ruined by BIllionaires
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Check out the new first-person factory automation game Techtonica, out now! store.steampowered.com/app/1457320/Techtonica/? #ad
Pitching BAD Games With Matt McMuscles | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 4
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The latest horrendous helping of The Lame Design Conference, Hard Drive's regrettable game show! In which every edition my guest and I will take turns in pitching the worst, most unenjoyable videogame possible - and you, the viewers at home can vote on whose game was lamer and crown our winner. Today's guest is Matt McMuscles - auteur of awful and baron of bad (fighting games) and the hearty ho...
Hard Drive Reviews: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: TEARS OF THE KINGDOM
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Reach for the sky and dry the tears from your eyes - because it's the final edition of Hard Drive Reviews. From Fudj, Fudj, Fudj and the rest of the team - we bid you adieu, with THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: TEARS OF THE KINGDOM. Hard Drive Reviews is a review series in which we are attempting to review a game whilst also never once using the words "good," "bad," or any of either words' countless synon...
Pitching HORRIBLE Games With Dave Oshry of New Blood Interactive | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 3
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Another horrendous helping of The Lame Design Conference, Hard Drive's regrettable game show! In which every edition my guest and I will take turns in pitching the worst, most unenjoyable videogame possible - and you, the viewers at home can vote on whose game was lamer and crown our winner. Today's guest is Dave Oshry, huge MrBeast enthusiast and CEO of New Blood Interactive, the studio respon...
EVERY N64 Game Ranked From Worst To Best
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No, seriously. For real. We actually did this. We ranked and reviewed every single North American Nintendo 64 game from worst to best. Beat this, GQ, or, MrBeast, or whoever. Back to telling you why they should put Obama in Fortnite next week Original Article: hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/we-played-and-ranked-every-single-n64-game/ List mastermind Mark Roebuck: Mark_Roebuck Video m...
Pitching AWFUL Games With VoidBurger | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 2
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Pitching AWFUL Games With VoidBurger | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 2
Pitching TERRIBLE Game Ideas with Dazz from DidYouKnowGaming | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 1
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Pitching TERRIBLE Game Ideas with Dazz from DidYouKnowGaming | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 1
Ranking The Real-Life Driving Abilities Of Every Mario Kart Character
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Ranking The Real-Life Driving Abilities Of Every Mario Kart Character
Hogwarts Legacy: 5 Things You Could Buy Instead
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Hogwarts Legacy: 5 Things You Could Buy Instead
What Exactly Happened To Donkey Kong Jr?
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What Exactly Happened To Donkey Kong Jr?
Objectively Identifying The Hottest Pokemon (Smash Or Pass SOLVED)
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Objectively Identifying The Hottest Pokemon (Smash Or Pass SOLVED)
Deciphering The Origins Of Matt From Wii Sports
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Deciphering The Origins Of Matt From Wii Sports
Hard Drive Reviews: POKEMON SCARLET AND VIOLET
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Hard Drive Reviews: POKEMON SCARLET AND VIOLET
The Hard Drive YouTube Channel Is Back! (And It's Changing)
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The Hard Drive UA-cam Channel Is Back! (And It's Changing)
Asking People at Comic Con About Upcoming MCU Shows (We Made Up)
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Asking People at Comic Con About Upcoming MCU Shows (We Made Up)
Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You
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Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You
Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It
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Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It
In my opinion here's my top 15! 1. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon 2. Rayman 2 The Great Escape 3. Donkey Kong 64 4. Ocarina of Time 5. Majoras Mask 6. Mario Kart 64 7. Mario Party 1 8. Goemon's Great Adventure 9. Super Smash Bros 10. Super Mario 64 11. Banjo Kazooie 12. Kirby 64 The Crystal Shards 13. Mario Tennis 14. Mario Party 2 15. Glover
LOVed MOnster Truck Madness!! yeah forget this list
Is this list a joke? Seriously, have you ever played any of the N64 line up?
Dk64 top 5 is devious 😂 wtf
"Jigglypuff tastes like a Nyquil gummy bear."
Battle zone is fucking incredible how the shit is it ranked so low?? The story is long and difficult. So many ways to play. Great voice acting. Whoever made this clearly NEVER played the damn game
Did hardly anyone not actually watch this video? As stated, the list is the result of the opinions of dozens of players. Not the narrator, and not a single individual. And they were being ranked in 2023/2024…not 2000, so it’s unclear why the rankings should have been influenced by nostalgia or one’s prior experiences with the N64.
Banjo Kazooie taste like tastes like a bear and every single Bird on Earth
Killer instinct gold at number 241 is wild that game is one of the top 10 top 15 games of the entire console
Where is the Evangelion game, the 3 Doraemon games, Where is Pachinko, Where is Mahjong, Where is Custom Robo, Where is Power Pros, Where is Shiren the Wanderer 2, Where is Wonder Project J2, Where is Super Robot Wars 64? Why you put every N64 game when you do not actually do that and just put every English translated game. People are actually doing real challenged of evert N64 game and doing it.
Where's super smash bros
fun fact: cannibals have said that human meat tastes like pork.
Paper mario is #1 to me
Super smash at #13???
half of the N64 Library is either sports games or racing games.
South park was a pretty fun game back in it's day. I'm not sure if it's aged well though?
The ranking of Spawn: In the Demon's Hand is nothing short of criminal. "I don't know anything about the most successful independent comic super hero ever, therefore i don't get the game or its lore." Even if you knew nothing about the lore, the game itself is still a phenomenal arcade style battle royale
Another rare designer cleared up the son error in 64 Said old folks sometimes refers to grandchildren as their children But he was still considered his grandson in that game as well
Every North American Dreamcast Game* There I fixed your title. I have seen people actually trying to beat every single game on a console no matter the region not like this video so here my dislike because there is No Sakura Card Captors game, no Doraemon Game, No Roomania #203, No Ikaruga and the bullet shooters based on the NAOMI Arcade that were released even years after the Dreamcast died, No KOF 2000, Sakura Wars , No Segagaga and I Keep going.
No bangai-o
12:46 This was the quote that reminded me of this great video 😂
one of the worst videos I ever seen
tip: talk less...a lot less , you talk too much
Wasn't that looney tunes racing game released in usa?
Body Harvest 257? No damn way.
What clueless, idiotic clowns came up with this nonsense.
I was 10 when I watched this 5 years ago
I don't know why is it so far fetched that Jr is the current DK. Yeah he is in mario tenis with regualr dk but so are the mario bros with their younger counterparts. Cranky calls DK his son in 64 and the movie
Nawwwww 😂 😡
Paperboy was hard as a kid
Everyone knows perfect dark lowkey was better than goldeneye 007 but 007 goldeneye is a gem glad it’s #1
A list of ALL games this List is WRONG about: WRONG -292: monstertruck madness - 256: clayfighter 63 1/3 - 253 gex 65 - 247 ceruisn usa - 231 south ark - 186 extreme g - 165 top gear ralley - 122 fighting force 64 - 107 spiderman - 77 wcw nwo revenge - 41 mystical ninja - 37 space station silicon valley VERY WRONG - 205 turok 2 - 196 lego racers - 185 rampage - 171 aero fighter assault - 134 rayman 2 - 120 jet force gemini - 103 yoshis story - 92 glover - 83 chameloeon twist VERY VERY WRONG - 183 bomberman 64 - 156 iggys wreckingball - 150 turok - 130 pokemon stadium - 129 pilot wings - 115 banjo tooie - 87 snowboard kids - 78 conkers bad fur day - 44 mario kart WHY? WRONGS: -292: monstertruck madness To my knowledge this is still the only monster Truck game ever. and as Child I LOVED monster trucks, just beeing able to play as the caroliner crusher or the grave digger was ALL I needed. easily top 100. - 256: clayfighter 63 1/3 WHAT? this was THE best fighting game of the console, whacky characters, SO hard to learn yet fun, with impossible combos and such a charming vibe, despite SO many problems in development and the sadness that we never got a true successor after this era. easily top 100 - 253 gex 64 you had a TALKING protagonist in a platformer who was quirky and smurky and had banger lines, banger levels and cool mechanics. it was awesome. easily top 50 - 247 cruisn usa it was a genuinely nostalgic game even at the time of release, it was literally THE game that felt like the games you had to play during long car travels when your family stopped at a restaurent near the road and they had these gaming boxes. this is what you played, as a game for your home, yes it was bad, but it was awesomely bad. at least top 150 - 231 south park this was the southpark game we had, and it was awesome, you could piss on your snowball to trhrowe them at enemies. 10/10. easy top 50 - 186 extreme g better than wipe out. easy top 100 - 165 top gear ralley the best rally game of the era. easy top 100 - 122 fighting force 64 a true hidden gem, it was AWESOME palying this with friends and playing through the game with actual diffrent character classes.. easy top 50 - 107 spiderman swinging around new york for the first time ever was just breathtaking and amazing. easy top 50 - 77 wcw nwo revenge THIs was THE wrestling game for the real wrestling. thousnads of hours of fun with friends and inspiring. easy top 20. - 41 mystical ninja another condender for probably the best game on the n64, must be at least top 20, a TRUE hidden gem if you never got the chance to play it. I can still sing the entire opening song with made up words. xd - 37 space station silicon valley one of THE weirdes games ever, and one of the greatest of all time, WE NEED A SEQUEL!!!! easy top 15 VERY WRONGS: - 205 turok 2 My heart stop when I saw this... is this an out of season april fools joke? I honestly thought this would be in the top 10.. I mean I at least put it in the top 20.. turok was INCREADIBLY awesome.. there is a reason why it was remastered 3 times by now. THIS is THE Best shooter on the n64, yes better than golden eye and perfect dark.. easily top 15 - 196 lego racers how dare you! this game was SO SO SO SO fun and inevating and awesome! you could build your own car!! the story was LOVABLE the characters where fun and it had SO much charm! easily top 40 - 185 rampage I loved this game, just pure chaos and destruction.. another game where we needa sequel.. it even got its own movie ffs.. easily top 50 - 171 aero fighter assault the best flight fighter game of all time, it was SO anime, and SO fun! a jet shooting a laserbeam at a flying jet station. just awesome! and so much unlockables and a crazy hard game. easily top 20 - 134 rayman 2 I cant believe I say this, but this game was incredibly good, the best rayman game ever made. easily top 50. - 120 jet force gemini more so than any other game, this is N64 most hidden gem. its an amazing game way ahead of its time. if this ever gets a sequel it will be jawdroppingly good. easily top 10 when you finished it, which is INCREDIBLY hard though.. - 103 yoshis story what?? no... just no. no comment needed, it was yoshis story. would you put yoshis island on a super nintendo rating so low? ofcourse not. this is one of the games, it is easily top 20 - 92 glover my beloved glover, a truly awesome fun game with so many unique ideas, PLAY IT! easily top 25 - 83 chameloeon twist a super weird yet fun game a game you needed to play back in the day. easily top 25 VERY VERY WRONG - 183 bomberman 64 you must be joking.. you even put hero WAY up there.. yes hero was cool with its fancy features, but the game was terrible compared to this. (still awesome) but this game should be mentioned in the same breath with mario and link. bomber 64 was full of mysterie discovery, unlockables and VERY VERY unique literal gamebreaking solutions to puzzles you came up with as a child and did things to the game you were not suppose to with all the hidden mechanics it had that you could learn about during gameplay. All the bomb jump things you could do where like a playground. easily top 8 - 156 iggys wreckingball one of the most unique racing games every with alot of charm. replayed it recently, still awesome. many unlockables and brutally hard. easily top 20 - 150 turok genre defining. is it better or worse than turok 2? I let you decide, but both are easily top 15 games - 130 pokemon stadium 130 for the first time seeing your pokemon in 3D? nah fam. this deserves better, the minigames where awesome and it gave pokemon so much more character. easily top 50 - 129 pilot wings again I am baffled by this. Pilot wing was one of the LAUNCH titels of the console. it was not only a truly beautiful game but the first time EVER in hystorie where you could just fly around beautiful enviorments and have a fun a challanging game with so many cool unlockables. I could fly around with wings or jump around with the boots on holiday island for HOURS with SO many cute little secrets to explore. it HAS to be top 10. you NEED to paly this.. I mean you HAD wave race up there, and this is more important to play. - 115 banjo tooie what hater made this list? you have banjo at 7 (which already is a crime) and this at 15? come on. this guy needs to get a reality check. this game IS worse than BK yes, but when banjo should be second place, this is like 4th place. - 87 snowboard kids two over one?? just no. THIS was the game, two was a downgrade. this is top 15 material, again a lovable game with adorable characters. - 78 conkers bad fur day is there such a thing as a rare hater? who made parts of this list? nothing to do in the game? this was a story jump and run, something never quite like it done ever gain. and I would kill for it. this was more than just a game, this was an experience. it was stupid, over the top, and insane, it had opra singing poop. 11/10, this must be in the top 10 - 44 mario kart okay now I know you made the list just to get money and with this entry you tried to get more comments. having mario kart at 44 is a bad joke and you know it. genre defining game, hundreds of hours of replay value, on of the best games ever made still hugely played to this day. it hast to be in the top 10 (behind diddykong ofcourse:) )
Ki gold to low
The DK one is rage bait, especially with that korok seed line. That is the #1 griped about collectable, and they know it. Intentionally obtuse with the intent of boosting engagement.
Psychic force is actually good. I agree with most of the bad but a could are really good.
4:50 coming back to watch this today, being a juggalo and a homestuck fan gave this a completely different accidental meaning…..
Kind of a strange list World Driver is a terrible game, should not be top 100, you mentioned Mario kart twice, and where is majoras mask - this list is garbage balderdash
How is golden eye better than Mario 64
Mortal Kombat Mythologies Sub Zero is way to high. Its the worst n64 game
MrBeast might not be able to beat you (except maybe in lack of quality), but Thabeast sure can. He's on a journey to beat every N64 game - and he means all of them. Including Japanese ones. One may be disappointed in some of his ratings, but overall he's gonna have a hard time coming anywhere close to the controversial and lazy ranking of this list.
#257 Body Harvest was cited as the favorite N64 game of the guy Turtlewax, whom completed the entire N64 library on stream.
One can argue with that, but it somehow sounds significantly more reasonable than this ranking. Maybe that's because he has actually put in some effort into his ranking. Thabeast is also working on completing them (including Japanese exclusive) and even is making a video series where he is retelling all his adventures. And while he is still only half done with his video series, the VODs already cover more like three quarters of the library.
My brother. This is very bad
Mario is too dangerous to be left alive
Castlevania 64 have aged poorly that undeniable but back then it wasn't a bad game ... i remember enjoying it actually
I think whoever made this list is an idiot.
Super Bowling is #136 But Killer Instinct Gold #241? That's all i needed to know! Good luck in your future endeavors!
Killer Instinct Gold #241 has me pissed for real.
What you never noticed: Mario: Healthy Collins DK: Frozen Hot Pocket Link: 100 Year Old Leftovers Samus: pennies Yoshi: Nice Ceesh Kirby: Tofu Fox: Cardboard Pikachu: Batteries Luigi: Also Healthy Collins Ness: Pork Captain Falcon: Butter Jigglypuff: Nyquil Heart Gummi Peach: Macarons Bowser: Too Much Turtle Soup Ice Climbers: Marshmallows Sheik: That Knife You Use To Cut That Cheesecake Zelda: Cheesecake Dr. Mario: Ink (Only full of Prescription Pads) Pichu: Pop Rocks Falco: Different Cardboard Marth: Captain Crunch Young Link: Caprisun Ganondorf: Demon Pork (Spam) Mewtwo: Popcorn Roy: Crunch Berries Mr. Game and Watch: The Thinnest Slice of Ham Meta Knight: Shellfish Pit: White Meat Chicken Zero Suit Samus: A cast made of Pennies Wario: Garlic (Only for Nasty reasons) Snake: Juicy Beef Ike: Captain Crunch Pancakes Squirtle: Not Enough Turtle Soup Ivysaur: Greek Salad Charizard: Toughest Most Overcooked Steak You've Ever Had Diddy Kong: Complicity Lucas: New Pork Sonic: Fuzzy Nachos King Dedede: A Blob Fish Olimar: A Single Packing Peanut Lucario: Berries You Find in the Woods that look really tasty, but will 100% have you blasting your aura out of everywhere R.O.B: Cheap Plastic Toon Link: Ink (Only cuz he's a cartoon) Wolf: Crestboard Villager: A Bottom of a purse that's never been clean Mega Man: Expensive Plastic Wii Fit Trainer: Candy Cigarette Rosalina & Luma: Star Stuff Little Mac: Justice Greninja: Fruit Gushers Mii Fighters: YOU! Palutena: Select 55 (Light Beer) Dark Pit: Dark Meat Chicken Pac-Man: Dating Apps Lucina: Peanut Butter Crunch Robin: Sprinkled Donut Crunch Shulk: Faygo Bowser Jr. (Larry, Roy, Wendy, Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig): Different Flavors of Skittles Duck Hunt: Turkey Dog Ryu: Beef Jerky Cloud: Ice Cream that fell on a sidewalk (😭) Corrin: Dragon Crunch Bayonetta: If You Lick The Floor of Hot Topic Inkling: Ink (cuz They're squids) Ridley: Space Lemons Simon: Also Garlic (Only for Vampire Hunting) Richter: Also Also Garlic (even same for Simon, it is Only for Vampire Hunting) Chrom: Captain Crunch Oops All Berries Dark Samus: Zots (A Hard Candy With a fizzy surprise inside) King K. Rool: That Giant Gold-plated Burger from Australia Isabelle: The Convenient Store Sandwich Incineroar: Vehitas Piranha Plant: A Nabbidge Full of Razor Blades Joker: Fresh Blood from all the hearts he has stolen Hero: Different Kinds of KitKat (four heros) Banjo & Kazooie: Easter Egg Candy Terry: Spicy Ketchup flavor Byleth: another flavor of Captain Crunch Min-Min: Ramen with a hint of Dragon food in there Steve: Cubed Piece of Sushi Sephiroth: Shampoo and Hair Pyra: Spicy Sushi Mythra: Cold Sushi Kazuya: A Carolina reaper since the taste will set your mouth ablaze with demon flames Sora: Mickey Mouse Cookies
Lmao 'I don't know about all these black tires' 😂
2:10 this is the first person to say anything about oiling up