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Hard Drive Mag
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Приєднався 13 лип 2017
Video game news for gamers by gamers about gamers who hate gaming. Reviews, articles, deep dives, we promise you'll hate it all - like the true gamer that you are.
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EVERY SEGA Dreamcast Game Ranked From Worst To Best
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Since you loved it so much last time, we figured we'd do it again. Here's every (North American) SEGA Dreamcast game ranked from worst to best. (Apparently excluding Looney Tunes: Space Race, which from my research it appears we missed. It's alright.) ORIGINAL LISTICLE IN FULL HERE: hard-drive.net/hd/list/we-played-and-ranked-every-single-dreamcast-game/ List mastermind Mark Roebuck: twitter.co...
Pitching LAME Games with Jeremy Kaplowitz (Ex-Hard Drive Lead) | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 5
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The most recent regrettable round of The Lame Design Conference, Hard Drive's latest game show! In which every edition my guest and I will take turns in pitching the worst, most unenjoyable videogame possible - and you, the viewers at home can vote on whose game was lamer and crown our winner. Today's guest is Hard Drive's former Hard Drive head honcho and technically Fudj's former superior tur...
Every Stardew Valley Resident Ranked By How Comfortable I Would Be Asking Them For Drugs
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Stardew Valley is nice. Too nice. Forget your waifu and husbando rankings, forget your marriage candidates - who the hell around here can give me some molly already? Check out writer Kyle Duggan's other japes and/or jests: hard-drive.net/author/kyle-duggan/ Follow Hard Drive: HardDriveMag Look longingly at Hard Drive: hard-drive.net/ Develop parasocial relationships with Hard Drive:...
GUIDE: How To Get To The Fun Part In Starfield
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Starfield is finally out! That means a lot of people are trying to figure out how to do a lot of stuff as soon as possible. Here's how to get to the fun part in Starfield with no messing around! Follow Hard Drive: HardDriveMag Look longingly at Hard Drive: hard-drive.net/ Develop parasocial relationships with Hard Drive: harddrivenews?hl=en www.tiktok.com/@harddrivema...
Every Time Mario Has Violated The Geneva Conventions
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Mario "The Iron Boot" Mario is one of gaming's greatest icons, Nintendo's flagship mascot, and also a terrible and tyrannical war criminal who is yet to be held accountable for his heinous actions. Let's fix that. Here is Every Time Mario Has Violated The Geneva Conventions. Follow Hard Drive: HardDriveMag Look longingly at Hard Drive: hard-drive.net/ Develop parasocial relationship...
Ex-Bank Robber Reacts To Katamari Damacy
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We got a REAL LIFE bank robber on the channel to react to Katamari Damacy! His first appearance since leaving prison! Check it out! Follow Hard Drive: HardDriveMag Look longingly at Hard Drive: hard-drive.net/ Develop parasocial relationships with Hard Drive: harddrivenews?hl=en www.tiktok.com/@harddrivemag Check out our objectively hilarious and manufactured-by-adult...
New Sci-Fi Game Lets You Explore Fantastical World Not Ruined by BIllionaires
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Check out the new first-person factory automation game Techtonica, out now! store.steampowered.com/app/1457320/Techtonica/? #ad
Pitching BAD Games With Matt McMuscles | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 4
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The latest horrendous helping of The Lame Design Conference, Hard Drive's regrettable game show! In which every edition my guest and I will take turns in pitching the worst, most unenjoyable videogame possible - and you, the viewers at home can vote on whose game was lamer and crown our winner. Today's guest is Matt McMuscles - auteur of awful and baron of bad (fighting games) and the hearty ho...
Hard Drive Reviews: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: TEARS OF THE KINGDOM
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Reach for the sky and dry the tears from your eyes - because it's the final edition of Hard Drive Reviews. From Fudj, Fudj, Fudj and the rest of the team - we bid you adieu, with THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: TEARS OF THE KINGDOM. Hard Drive Reviews is a review series in which we are attempting to review a game whilst also never once using the words "good," "bad," or any of either words' countless synon...
Pitching HORRIBLE Games With Dave Oshry of New Blood Interactive | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 3
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Another horrendous helping of The Lame Design Conference, Hard Drive's regrettable game show! In which every edition my guest and I will take turns in pitching the worst, most unenjoyable videogame possible - and you, the viewers at home can vote on whose game was lamer and crown our winner. Today's guest is Dave Oshry, huge MrBeast enthusiast and CEO of New Blood Interactive, the studio respon...
EVERY N64 Game Ranked From Worst To Best
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No, seriously. For real. We actually did this. We ranked and reviewed every single North American Nintendo 64 game from worst to best. Beat this, GQ, or, MrBeast, or whoever. Back to telling you why they should put Obama in Fortnite next week Original Article: hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/we-played-and-ranked-every-single-n64-game/ List mastermind Mark Roebuck: Mark_Roebuck Video m...
Pitching AWFUL Games With VoidBurger | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 2
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Pitching AWFUL Games With VoidBurger | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 2
Pitching TERRIBLE Game Ideas with Dazz from DidYouKnowGaming | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 1
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Pitching TERRIBLE Game Ideas with Dazz from DidYouKnowGaming | The Lame Design Conference Ep. 1
Ranking The Real-Life Driving Abilities Of Every Mario Kart Character
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Ranking The Real-Life Driving Abilities Of Every Mario Kart Character
Hogwarts Legacy: 5 Things You Could Buy Instead
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Hogwarts Legacy: 5 Things You Could Buy Instead
What Exactly Happened To Donkey Kong Jr?
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What Exactly Happened To Donkey Kong Jr?
Objectively Identifying The Hottest Pokemon (Smash Or Pass SOLVED)
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Objectively Identifying The Hottest Pokemon (Smash Or Pass SOLVED)
Deciphering The Origins Of Matt From Wii Sports
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Deciphering The Origins Of Matt From Wii Sports
Hard Drive Reviews: POKEMON SCARLET AND VIOLET
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Hard Drive Reviews: POKEMON SCARLET AND VIOLET
The Hard Drive YouTube Channel Is Back! (And It's Changing)
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The Hard Drive UA-cam Channel Is Back! (And It's Changing)
Asking People at Comic Con About Upcoming MCU Shows (We Made Up)
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Asking People at Comic Con About Upcoming MCU Shows (We Made Up)
Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You
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Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You
Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It
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Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It
Oh the same ex-wife who said she NEVER wanted to have a kid and got an abortion behind my back after we mutually agreed to keep it!
The grench rhymes was on point haha youtuber got bars 😂😂😂 hahaha
This list was absolutely abysmal
to me bayo would prob taste like shampoo, bc her outfit is made of her hair or she’d taste like lube no further questions asked
Donkey Kong taste like a banna
Piranha plant tastes like mint Joker tastes like wine Each hero tastes like a different alcohol Banjo tastes like a bear claw Kazooie tastes like chicken Terry tastes like steak Byleth tastes like ANOTHER Cap’n’crunch Flavor Min min tastes like ramen Steve and Alex taste like different meats Sephiroth tastes like burnt chicken Pyra tastes like a hot pepper Mythra tastes like pure *S A L T* Kazuya tastes like an Even HOTTER Pepper And sora tastes like keys
I ALWAYS CHOOSE THAT SUPER CUTE SWEET LIL PINK PUFFBALL 😄😍🥰
Was the person who made this on crack
Is that h.h holmes?
Stoped at 280, is your ceo in his 20s and never played the full list of n64 games.
I love that Superman 64 isn’t even the worst one lmao
"All of the Mii characters taste like you." I HOPE IT DOES!
Banjo-Tooie is easily top 5! Donkey Kong 64 SUCKS! Useless toplist...
Golden eye and mario 64 are overrated there like top 20 games at best rayman 2
193 why?
I know it's subjective, but Turok 2, Wrestlemania2000 and Jet Force Gemini being placed so low is absolute banana shit mental!
Pyra should taste like buffalo chicken wings while mythra should taste like barbecue chicken wings
Turok 2 below 1 and 3, this list is a complete joke, is it just directly what an AI spat out?
Y the fuck are the south park games so hated they are so fun
Body Harvest has to be one of the most underrated games for the N64.
I disagree with much of this list
o7
4:24 i dont remember this
rayman 2 is literally better than most games in top 10, also why soo many fighting games /:
Don't diss Millennium
Give ur self a lick na bites arm off and says it tastes like chicken
8:55 did you unironically say "the F slur"? cringe
007 was best of its class FOR ITS TIME. doesnt hold up near as close as the rest ofmthe top ten. Shouldn't be number one imo. IDIOTS! nice list
Epic list😮
Shadows of the empire getting way too much shade at 245, definitely a much higher ranking is warranted. Solid game and put many hours into it back at college. Both Griffey baseball games are way too low as well (All-Star Baseball 2000 too), but I'm guessing you are just not a big sports game guy which is cool. Like Knockout Kings 2000, my goodness we had brawls at my dorm with that game. All the wrestling games (THQ) where baller on this console as well. Lastly, Ocarina of Time is #1 in my book!
These kind of ranking are just like average rankings on the 90's, but in the 2020's
The perfect dark framerate could have been fixed and probably is on a overclocked n64 that was its drawback the texture fillrate
Shadows of the Empire at 245? This list is not being written by serious journalists. Edit: Blues Brothers 2000?! Blues Brothers 2000 is ranked higher than Shadows of the Empire? Come on now.
Its finally been long enough to make 9/11 jokes?
Duke being 237 made your list completely invalid.
Started playing Fallout 76 with my lady after watching Fallout TV show and now giving Starfield another chance and just can’t. What happened to Bethesda? It was borderline iffy in Fallout 4/76 but Starfall nailed the casket shut lol
God awful tastes
JGR!!!
Classic Donkey Kong (Cranky Kong) is the grandfather while Modern Donkey Kong is the Grandson. So Donkey Kong Jr isn’t the son of Cranky, he’s the father of Modern Donkey Kong. So if we need to find more info, then Donkey Kong needs to talk about his dad.
I’m happy to find out other people find video essays annoying. The amount of thoughtful pieces about the depth of a video game is maddening. There is no depth to banjo kazooie.
Tad bit better than PS1? WAy better .
The fact Superman wasn’t last or second to last is a joke
awesome video . more consoles games ranks please
That intro takin 84 years
Серьёзно, ты про The Ring Terrors Realm даже не рассказал??? 0_о И про Conflict Zone тоже... В общем много хороших игр пропустил, а про более плохие рассказал.
NEVER let bro cook EVER again😭🙏
Ranking chronicles above the last revelation is madness.
What an absolutely atrocious ranking. Engagement bait. Well, you won I guess?
Tr 4 at 190? Shenmue at 40 odd? You're entitled to your opinion of course, but I feel some of these listings are ridiculously out of place, you just threw them in any random order.
Im 42 yrs old. Got a 64 day one n never stopped playing it, this list is trash from ppl who werent there then looking at it now